A Brief Translation of Bill Kristol's Latest Column

Here is New York Times "lightning rod conservative" columnist Bill Kristol with his latest Monday babble: "But I do think I can speak for most of my fellow right-wingers when I say this: We once looked forward with unambivalent glee to the fall of the house of Clinton. Many of us still do. But we also see the liberal media failing to give Hillary Clinton the respect she deserves. So, since we conservatives believe in giving credit where credit is due, it falls to us to praise Hillary." We have put this through our Kristol Translator and you may read the result after the jump.
Translating from Kristol requires (a) changing what he says into the opposite and then (b) discovering truth.
"But I don't speak for some of my fellow right-wingers when I say this: We once didn't look forward with unambivalent glee to the fall of the house of Clinton. Many of us still don't. But we also don't see the liberal media failing to give Hillary Clinton the respect she doesn't deserve. So, since we conservatives don't believe in giving credit where credit is due, it doesn't fall on us to praise Hillary."
So according to the rule of Kristol, where everything he says is the opposite of truth, we learn that:

• Conservatives have always wanted Hillary Clinton to survive, and this remains the case.
• The liberal media has been keeping Hillary's chances alive by crediting her with false victories.
• Conservatives are morally deceptive.
• No one has any business praising Hillary.